Soothsayers warned Kingdoms would fall To an apprentice Who would destroy us all Assassins killed His cunning master Who sent him away To spare youth from disaster Still, he took the high road As a healer using spells In the far outer rim But kings sent their armies To crush all threats and destroy Anyone who showed kindness to him Though they fought bravely He lost his kin Then swore a blood oath To soon avenge them When light is stolen Shadows seep in Obscuring boundaries To let foul deeds begin Wastelands hid him In ancient ruins Where he discovered clues That led to a warded waygate Only magic could undo The spells that kept evil From pouring through the gates of Hell Where legions of disfigured creatures All stirred GOBLINS!!! Come now my lovelies Fulfill your cruel destiny Take all the spoils-of-war And feed on their misery Once, I took the high road As a healer using spells In the far outer rim But kings sent their armies To crush all threats and destroy Anyone who showed kindness to me Usurper! To break the final seal You must drink from the fountain A last trial by ordeal - Eww! Are you serious? - Yes. - Oh man, that looks nasty! - Drink it, weakling! - Okay, okay! Huh, that's not so… UHH-OHHHH-AHHHH! - General. - Yes, Master. - To all kingdoms! Make them suffer!
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